My+Hairography

I'm sleek like still waters, straight and over treated. Who says i don't love it!? The blowing, the brushing, the conditioning, the flattening, It's all to look super fabulous, right? It's safe to say I've had some mis-haps with bubble gum, and pink hair color, and off-centered pig tails but it's all to keep up with the latest dos and don'ts. My owner always has me looking my best (or at least she tries). With the lack of hairs i have it takes a maximum of 20 minutes to get me feeling like a rock star. There's the occasional ball of hair my owner insists on cramming me into, because I'm too much of a "hassle". So this mean every time I'm slightly annoyed with her obsessive hair flipping and constant yanking, i should wrap her in a ball and shove her in a elastic hair tie? UH NO! I love the way I'm pampered, except for those long days when my owner feels the need to get me out of her face, suffocation really isn't my thing.